1. We get to see what Russell Westbrook will wear to at least four more press conferences.
As SportsCenter put it, he just might be Urkel’s athletic brother. And if he dresses that ridiculously for a regular postseason series, just imagine what we’ll see on the biggest stage. Expect overalls and goggles.
2. Two white guys will play.
Nick Collison and Mike Miller are actually major contributors to the two best teams in the league. When they’re playing, the leaping ability will be low and basketball IQ will be high.
3. The two best players in the world are going head-to-head.
4. Arguably the league’s two best defensive stoppers will be in full lock-down mode.
With Bruce Bowen hanging up his sneakers to don a bow tie on ESPN, two of the best shut-down defenders in the league today are Shane Battier and Thabo Sefolosha.
5. Two of the NBA’s youngest head coaches will square off.
Erik Spoelstra, 41, and Scott Brooks, 46, are youngsters in the industry. While some have called for Spoelstra’s job, they’re both up-and-coming young minds in the NBA coaching ranks.
6. Buffalo native Lazar Hayward will play.
Well, sort of. He sits on OKC’s bench, but still represents the 716.
7. We’ll see the greatest home advantage in professional sports.
Sorry, Seattle. I really do feel for you. People in Oklahoma City love their team and they make it mighty difficult for any road opponent to win. Chesapeake Energy Arena is going to rocking.
8. Quite possibly the two ugliest power forwards in the modern NBA era will line up for Miami.
Frankenstein lookalike Udonis Haslem and dinosaur-esque Chris Bosh form a deadly combination.
9. Dwyane Wade will face a younger, dumber, more athletic version of himself.
Hard to imagine a more athletic Flash. ‘Sup, Russell Westbrook?
10. Eddy Curry is on Miami’s bench.
This point isn’t really relevant because he never sees the court, but remember when Curry was supposed to be the future of the NBA? Check out a great article on Curry here: http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7887970/the-divergent-careers-miami-heat-eddy-curry-new-york-knicks-tyson-chandler
11. Casual basketball fans will realize Juwan Howard is alive and kicking.
Hard to believe a member of the Fab Five still plays in the NBA.
12. Derek Fisher will shoot for one more ring than Kobe.
Fisher is perhaps one of the most unsung heroes in NBA history. The guy is unselfish and he consistently knocks down big shots. Plus that lefty stroke is nothing short of perfection.
13. The two best “big threes” will go at it.
Yes, Boston has a good one, but Ray-Ray tailed off and Rondo was clearly the focus of that team this year.
14. James Harden’s beard.
Life would make sense if I could grow facial hair half as beautiful.
15. Former mid-major star Norris Cole (Cleveland State) plays for Miami.
He may have fallen in the ranks throughout the year, but mid-majors unite!
16. Serge Ibaka will do something freakishly athletic and it will be awesome.
The big dude is a poor man’s Dwight Howard. Someone’s going to give him a lot of money next summer.
17. Someone will finally point out that Joel Anthony’s hairline is at least twice as bad as LeBron’s.
Bron-Bron might be getting older, but I can’t be the only one who’s realized that his teammate boasts a hairline much further back.
18. The league’s two most entertaining teams are playing.
Keep the highlight reel rolling.
19. Kevin Durant will continue to hug his mom, Wanda, after every game in OKC.
And the sports world will continue to collectively “awww.”
20. Oklahoma City is bound to chant “MVP” for Kevin Durant at some point.
That’s gonna be pretty awkward for the actual MVP, LeBron. Perhaps Miami will respond with its own MVP chant and we’ll be stuck in a chant-off, which will only add to the series’ heavy amount of awesome.